i had the hottest date of my life today. i've never moaned and groaned so much on a date before. my date was with..






















my chinese sinseh.

chien chi tow medical centre is a shitty place. i'm never going back there agin. apparently everybody there are martial arts exponents who can figure out how much yin you lack in your life just by poking your acupoints. i sprained my ankle a week ago at my first ajc bball training (great start) and was too lazy to see the sinseh till now. so first i got lectured by some faggot. then i was taken to a room where a nice aunty was sitting there placing things that looked like paos into a steamer. THAT NICE AUNTY IS A DEMON. she made me lie down on a bed, and she started applying oil that smells like my grandfather's poop to my ankle. but nevermind. she started to massage my akle. the massaging got harder. suddenly it stopped. i thought we were done and i was about to sit up when suddenly she poked, with excessive force, i might add, my ankle at the area where it hurt the most. up and down she went, with one finger, she subjected me to non stop torture while i writhed in bed like a dying earthworm. it took all my willpower not to get up and strangle her to death cos she could probably turn me into kaya spread if she wanted. she's a senior at her wushu school for goodness sakes. so while she was probably having a time of her life nagging at me for not coming earlier, and watching me squirm, i was burying my face in the pillow, trying not to kill her. for some strange reason i was laughing in a very pained way. after she had her fun, i had to soak my feet in some green smelly goo at 45 deg celcius for twenty minutes. after i dried my feet, they smeared black goo on a plaster and stuck it to my ankle. and then bandaged it. they either love me a lot, or the black goo is really just some kind of free good. they put so much, after i put on my NEW NIKE'S, when i got home, the goo had squirted out onto my nike's. i'm not very happy. and the best part is??
















i need to go back on monday so they can remove my bandage for me.

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